Pump Your Pelvis Against the Patriarchy
How to Pump Your Pelvis Against the Patriarchy
Step 1) Bring your hands behind your head to help you think of all the ways in which
women benefit society and the significance of their contributions to culture.
Step 2) Start pumping your pelvis in a forward motion to end “grape culture” and the
exploitation of women.
Step 3) Speed up the pump to accelerate in a new paradigm that honors genuine
collaboration between all people regardless of their gender or sexuality.
Step 4) Add a gyration to stir up the understanding that patriarchy does not benefit men
- in fact patriarchy limits, oppresses, and confines men in a tomb of social control for
men to kill the sprits of other men.
Step 5) Get low with it to honor the earth and the “nurturing” energy of the “feminine”
that deserves our respect, protection, and devotion.
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